I Miss 2007-2008 WordPress

The first time I made a WordPress blog was in the fall of 2006. I was a sophomore in high school and wanted to be a sportswriter. It was a beautiful time for WordPress, because in the year 2007 there was a huge blogging boom. This was before Facebook and Twitter took over the social media universe.

You see, nowadays, when somebody has a hot take they go to Twitter and use their 140 little characters to sout some tiny hot take.

But back in 2007 and 2008, people blogged, and a lot of people said “fuck you” to Blogspot/Blogger and came to WordPress for more optimal control (stats pages and universal tags).

That was an amazing time. I met a lot of awesome people. We had good times blogging about sports, sharing opinions and ideas, laughing, etc.

Everything started changing in 2010 and 2011. More than anything, 2012, because by 2013 WordPress changed the tags pages and made them a little more sore to look at for the eyes (when the old tag pages had a perfect layout). Then WordPress fucked around with the dashboard and stats pages, making the dashboard annoying to get to. But the big thing they fucked up with the tags pages is linking to websites that were simply news sites and not WordPress blogs.

It is what it is, though.

I’m just feeling nostalgic about the good old days of WordPress. I miss them. I miss the old tag pages. Don’t fix what isn’t broken. Unfortunately, the folks behind the WordPress software are constantly fucking around with shit that doesn’t need to be tinkered with.


There are Devil’s Advocates for Literally Every Fucking Topic

I feel like blaring Boston’s “Peace of Mind” and living in an isolated fucking cabin in the middle of nowhere, except if I lived out that way, I probably would receive shitty internet and I’d lose interest. I enjoy reading (books and online articles) and keeping up with sports too much to live that way.

There’s always a counter argument to everything. I don’t care, most of the time, but I’m sick of folks like my girlfriend’s mom continuously having a smartass remark to every single statement made. She wonders why I’m so goddamn quiet all the time. Asides from the fact that I’m normally quiet and don’t have a case of diarrhea of the mouth, I just don’t feel like hearing some dumbass, nonsensical remark from someone after every single sentence.

Celebrity rarely; grind daily.

Colin Cowherd yells that quote into the microphone sometimes on Fox Sports 1. He used to say it a lot while on ESPN.

But I love that quote, along with “live through the windshield; not the rearview mirror.”

But there are devil’s advocates who will say, “Well, you gotta celebrate sometimes! Life is too short!” and others who say, “Well! You gotta take your past into account when making future decisions, because you can always learn from your past!”

Please, just please, shut the fuck up.

“Celebrity rarely; grind daily” means to not celebrate every fucking day. Stay hungry. Stay on the grind. Don’t lose your hustle.

“Live through the windshield; not the rearview mirror” means to look forward instead of wasting time wallowing in the mire of your past.

It’s too early to be this fired up, but I just downed 500mg of caffeine in one fell swoop and watered my garden because the sun has been hitting my lettuce, peppers, onions, potatoes and cucumber plants too hard the past couple of days and I keep forgetting to water them.

My girlfriend is taking us on some hike today in a place I’ve never been. It’s funny. She’s from a different state than me, and I’ve lived here my entire life, yet she’s showing me a place I’ve never been. Let’s go.

I don’t mean to blast so many expletives above, but they are the perfect words to create emphasis in a sentence. If you think I lack a broad lexicon and resort to expletives instead, you may be right. If so, fuck you.

I Love Jacking Off to the Whores on Tumblr

I love Tumblr.

I detest the radical feminists, preachy vegans, dumbass 420omgsmokeweederrdayherpderp crowd and the social justice warriors “all white people are worthless privileged devils” group.

But damn, go and search “my butt”, “my ass” and “my booty” in the search (turn off safe search) and enjoy.

You’ll encounter men showing off their rears in the searches, which you may or may not care for. Either way, it’s fine. I don’t care for it.

But all the women. My god. It blows my mind how many women are willing to freely show off their asses — publicly — on Tumblr for the entire world to see. Some of them even show off their assholes.

I feel the same about Reddit’s NSFW subreddits. Albeit on Reddit they must be verified, etc. But still.

I’m not complaining. I love Tumblr and Reddit for those reasons, but man oh man. I’ve came so hard to some of the women on Tumblr. Reddit, too, but Tumblr especially. It sucks when some of them delete their Tumblrs, but I’ve spilled so many loads to some of those babes that produce those big booty posts.

This one woman — she’s 31 years old — I saw her on Yahoo! Answers back in 2012. I thought she was hot. She had a link to some social media (not Facebook or anything) back then on her profile. A couple of years later I typed her username into Google and encountered her Tumblr. Started following. Over the last year or two, she started posting pictures of her rack and ass. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Thousands of loads spilled to her. Thanks.

How I Increased My Sex Drive (Fast) in One Month!

I already had a fairly high sex drive, but I modified my diet this past month in order to attempt to increase my free testosterone and lower SHBG (sex hormone binding globulin). I didn’t have any blood tests, but anecdotally I can say I’ve felt a massive increase in my horniness. Placebo, you say? I doubt it, because this has been continuous.

This is what I’ve been consuming on a daily basis:

~~ At least 4 or 5 eggs daily, or almost daily.
~~ Real butter
~~ Coconut oil
~~ Avocados
~~ 1 or 2 onions daily
~~ 1 or 2 Habanero peppers daily
~~ Fruit
~~ Spinach
~~ Potatoes

In conclusion: high dietary fat from saturated fat and monounsaturated fat sources, fruits and vegetables, carbs. Don’t neglect carbs.

I’m turning 25-years-old in September, and I feel as horny as I did when I was a teenager. I think some of the food is boosting my nitric oxide levels, like the onions, spinach and possibly the pomegranate. Coconut oil and avocados are said to have mild effects on increasing SHBG levels, but… they are so damn healthy that I don’t care. Coconut oil is pro-thyroid and pro-testosterone, and avocados are loaded with nutrients left and right.

I’m constantly thinking about sex, even more than before. I’m perverted. I was relaxing on my porch earlier, when my 51-year-old aunt came over. She was wearing a pink top, and when she bent over to sit down, I got a full view of her big titties; I felt my dick twitch and begin to throb, just because my mind immediately drifted off into thinking about how good it would feel to get my dick between those big tits. I’m not even a tits guy, but damn. Yeah, she’s my aunt. “Sick”? Yeah. I’d never attempt anything. I just got heavily turned on when I saw her fatass tits. Quite frankly, she can get skeeted on. I’m just using those fucked up and depraved example. Before, I wouldn’t have gotten so turned on by just a slight glimpse.

Obviously I’ve been active, too. I’m walking a lot every day and I manage a big garden. I’ve been out in the sun daily (pollen allergies be damned…). I do pushups daily, and I enjoy shooting basketball in my driveway. If you are fat, you’ll have to become more lean to experience these effects, since being overweight is pro-estrogen.

If you have any questions, ask away.

If you want to chastise me for getting hard because I want to tittyfuck my aunt, go fuck yourself. I’m just being open and candid with my perverted thoughts. It’s strictly a fantasy that will stay private in my life. I’d love to know your fantasies or the skeletons in your closet if you want to judge something as mild as mine.

How to tell if somebody is a Vegan

Does anybody know how to tell if somebody is a vegan or not?

Do you ask them? No.

Do you incessantly Google them? No.

Do you ask their friends and family? No.

I have a clear cut, distinctive way to find out whether or not somebody is a vegan, and it’s extremely simple and easy. In fact, it requires absolutely no work by you just to find out. How badass is that?!

The way to find out if somebody is a vegan or not is to…

… Shut up, because if they are vegan they’ll be blabbering to everybody about being a vegan. They can’t help themselves but let everybody know.


Porn and Jacking Off is a Waste of Time

Porn is a waste of time, jacking off is a waste of time, watching television is a waste of time, playing video games is a waste of time.

Writing this blog is a waste of time.

You can spin this kind of mentality on practically anything and everything, and the honest fucking truth is that, if you aren’t working towards your goals then you are wasting your time.

If you want something bad enough, you’ll do whatever it takes to achieve it.

Fuck video games.

Fuck porn.

Fuck TV.

Chin up and go to fucking work.

I Still Jack Off to my Ex-Girlfriend’s Pictures

My ex-girlfriend got married this past weekend. She’s still a smokeshow. We broke up back in December 2010 and I still jack off to her pictures.

Here’s the kicker: she’s a liar and a cheater. She described herself as “crazy” by the end of our relationship. The guy she married? She cheated on him, with me, going behind his back merely three days into their relationship. That was, of course, way back in September 2011. He likely has no idea that she did that. When I confronted her in January 2014 about how she should spill the beans to him about her cheating ways, she became defensive and told me that it’s none of my business. Stupid bitch. Stupid… hot ass… bitch.

I should also not forget to mention that she had a bastard child (daughter) with the dude back in January 2013.

Despite how crazy my ex is, I’d still love to fuck her. She was hotter while we were together, though. Of course, I’m biased saying that. C’est la vie.

VPX Sports BANG is the Best Energy Drink in the World

MusclePharm released a shitty energy drink four months ago. A measly 120mg of caffeine, the shitty cheap version of vitamin b12 (cyanocobalamin) and nothing to show for it with a shitty overpriced tag. Go fuck yourself, MusclePharm.

VPX Bang energy drink kicks ass. Jack Owoc is an all-star. Love that man (in the most heterosexual way possible). 300mg of caffeine, patented high quality creatine, glutamine-peptide and the most bioavailable version of vitamin b12 (methylcobalamin). What a hell of a formula.

I just busted out a few sets of hammer curls earlier this morning along with some pushups. I’ve got a pretty good pump going on. I’ve been out in the sun listening to the latest The Fighter and the Kid podcast and I’m in a pretty kickass mood.

muscle pharm’s battle fuel xt

so, i got my two bottles of muscle pharm’s battle fuel xt in. it’s what’s self-called an “advanced 4 stage testosterone system” and sponsored by the ufc. badass marketing to say the least. muscle pharm is a supplement company that’s one of the better, more heralded ones out there. at least when it comes to marketing themselves. they are great at getting the words out, and the bottles are beautiful, even though the pills smell like shit.

so, it’s basically a little testosterone booster. i doubt it will do much. i’m 225 pounds at the height of 6’2″-6’3″. i’d like to get stronger and build muscle, but that would occur by getting off my ass, lifting heavy, eating enough protein and getting some sleep. not by some pill. and i certainly don’t need this supplement for more frequent boners since sometimes i find myself horny enough to get off 4-5 times a day.

but i got a couple of bottles anyway along with muscle pharm’s shred matrix which is a stimulant/thermogenic weight loss supplement. i’ll be stacking them together.

in doing so (stacking them together), i’ll write about my thoughts while on here. as if anybody will read. i had my blog marked as private for over a year and i’m just now returning. not on a clean slate either. i have a lot of posts still up from before, ones that would freak people out.

on an off-topic note, i can’t wait for benson henderson and anthony “showtime” pettis to fight at ufc 164 on the 31st of this month. will probably be a dud.

i miss writing with proper grammar and punctuation

well, the punctuation is alright asides from the lower case text, but when i started this blog i thought it would be fun to see how an all-lowercase blog would be. i’ve written over 70-80 blogs on wordpress over the last 7 years and this is the first one where i’m not even bothering with capitalizing a damn thing.

i don’t care for it. i feel lazy, like a slob, but i’m going to keep going. i haven’t posted in over a year because i shut this blog down after posting some personal thoughts i felt uncomfortable posting about (after the fact).

i’m back, for now. and i’m horny as hell.