How to tell if somebody is a Vegan

Does anybody know how to tell if somebody is a vegan or not?

Do you ask them? No.

Do you incessantly Google them? No.

Do you ask their friends and family? No.

I have a clear cut, distinctive way to find out whether or not somebody is a vegan, and it’s extremely simple and easy. In fact, it requires absolutely no work by you just to find out. How badass is that?!

The way to find out if somebody is a vegan or not is to…

… Shut up, because if they are vegan they’ll be blabbering to everybody about being a vegan. They can’t help themselves but let everybody know.



Porn and Jacking Off is a Waste of Time

Porn is a waste of time, jacking off is a waste of time, watching television is a waste of time, playing video games is a waste of time.

Writing this blog is a waste of time.

You can spin this kind of mentality on practically anything and everything, and the honest fucking truth is that, if you aren’t working towards your goals then you are wasting your time.

If you want something bad enough, you’ll do whatever it takes to achieve it.

Fuck video games.

Fuck porn.

Fuck TV.

Chin up and go to fucking work.

I Still Jack Off to my Ex-Girlfriend’s Pictures

My ex-girlfriend got married this past weekend. She’s still a smokeshow. We broke up back in December 2010 and I still jack off to her pictures.

Here’s the kicker: she’s a liar and a cheater. She described herself as “crazy” by the end of our relationship. The guy she married? She cheated on him, with me, going behind his back merely three days into their relationship. That was, of course, way back in September 2011. He likely has no idea that she did that. When I confronted her in January 2014 about how she should spill the beans to him about her cheating ways, she became defensive and told me that it’s none of my business. Stupid bitch. Stupid… hot ass… bitch.

I should also not forget to mention that she had a bastard child (daughter) with the dude back in January 2013.

Despite how crazy my ex is, I’d still love to fuck her. She was hotter while we were together, though. Of course, I’m biased saying that. C’est la vie.