I Love Jacking Off to the Whores on Tumblr

I love Tumblr.

I detest the radical feminists, preachy vegans, dumbass 420omgsmokeweederrdayherpderp crowd and the social justice warriors “all white people are worthless privileged devils” group.

But damn, go and search “my butt”, “my ass” and “my booty” in the search (turn off safe search) and enjoy.

You’ll encounter men showing off their rears in the searches, which you may or may not care for. Either way, it’s fine. I don’t care for it.

But all the women. My god. It blows my mind how many women are willing to freely show off their asses — publicly — on Tumblr for the entire world to see. Some of them even show off their assholes.

I feel the same about Reddit’s NSFW subreddits. Albeit on Reddit they must be verified, etc. But still.

I’m not complaining. I love Tumblr and Reddit for those reasons, but man oh man. I’ve came so hard to some of the women on Tumblr. Reddit, too, but Tumblr especially. It sucks when some of them delete their Tumblrs, but I’ve spilled so many loads to some of those babes that produce those big booty posts.

This one woman — she’s 31 years old — I saw her on Yahoo! Answers back in 2012. I thought she was hot. She had a link to some social media (not Facebook or anything) back then on her profile. A couple of years later I typed her username into Google and encountered her Tumblr. Started following. Over the last year or two, she started posting pictures of her rack and ass. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Thousands of loads spilled to her. Thanks.

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how to tell if a girl likes anal sex

years ago, my best friend and i used to play an immature game where we’d be out and about in public and see different girls. whenever we’d spot a girl that happened to be smiling, we would opine our thoughts about whether or not she avidly took it in the pooper or not.

the game was fun. the teenage years were fun. the game hasn’t been played since about 2007 or 2008, but that doesn’t mean i can’t delineate my juvenile humor here.

you can tell if a girl likes anal sex or not by her smile. it’s usually the widemouthed smile that simply says (without really saying) “i love it in the ass!” it’s hard to explain, really, until you see a girl sporting the smile. when you see a girl rocking the said smile, shitloads of neurons will fire off inside your mind registering the idea that the said girl loves being railed in the caboose.

this is alex. i dated her for two years, and we regularly had anal sex.

as the caption details, that’s alex, and our relationship was tremendous. see her smile? that’s an “anal loving” smile. ignore her outfit (don’t know what in the hell that is). eight months into the relationship, we had anal sex for the first time, and it became a regular routine in our sex life. circumstances went from me initiating to her literally begging for anal because clit stimulation during anal got her off easily. too easily, in fact.

this is grace. she has 'the smile', too.

the girl above is grace. i had a fling with her during the summer of 2011. because it was the summer and it entailed a lot of heat, there was plenty of sweaty sex. don’t let her ‘graceful’ (no pun intended) appearance fool you. she’s a country girl at heart. we were spooning in bed one night, and she knew my phallus was hard against her butt, and she generously asked me if i wanted to fuck her in the ass. being considerate, i obliged. this became a regular routine in our relationship.

grace wading in the river (told you she was a country girl) while donning her "i love taking it in the butt" smile... oh, yeah, and her delectable rack.

i like grace. we still keep in contact. she’s turning 19 in a month, and is in college. she models on the side. i can see why.

this is the ULTIMATE 'i love being pounded in the ass' smile for a girl. a true telltale sign.

the girl above, with her smile (that sexy grin), she loved anal sex. she was obsessed with anal sex. i’ve never, ever met a girl like her or known a girl like her to be obsessed with anal sex like she was. she literally could not get off without anal stimulation. each and every time we had sex, i was always doing something with her asshole, and she loved it. during anal sex, she’d get revved up, moaning and screaming loudly, saying things like “fuck my anus, baby!” or “fuck my shithole!”… or the ultimate, “fuck me in the pooper, baby!” out of all the girls i’ve dated, she had the absolute best hygiene. she sweated a lot, though. she would often shower in the morning, go to the gym for a couple of hours, then come home and i’d fuck her in the ass. the smell of her ass after she’d return from the gym turned me on more than anything. it was a sweet, salty musky odor, NOT a bad one… she always smelled good… and she loved it in the ass. just see that smile of hers.