How to tell if somebody is a Vegan

Does anybody know how to tell if somebody is a vegan or not?

Do you ask them? No.

Do you incessantly Google them? No.

Do you ask their friends and family? No.

I have a clear cut, distinctive way to find out whether or not somebody is a vegan, and it’s extremely simple and easy. In fact, it requires absolutely no work by you just to find out. How badass is that?!

The way to find out if somebody is a vegan or not is to…

… Shut up, because if they are vegan they’ll be blabbering to everybody about being a vegan. They can’t help themselves but let everybody know.

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